different gar/dachshund mixes with more/less dachshund. Always 100% wiener, of course.
The Seal Queen.
I have spicier stuff on my Patreon.
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my friend who’s taking me deer hunting is already describing all the recipes i could use for the meat and i’m like i love your confidence in me but let’s not count our enormous mammals before they’re felled
We need to figure out how to communicate “thank you, that was very cool” to whales. And also “please do not do that, that was scary”, but that’s secondary. Imagine what kind of shit humans would get up to if any time you’re out and doing things, there’s an above zero chance that you hear a handful of beetles making a tiny sound of waow. nice. and a round of teeny tiny applause.











